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October 11, 2015


Claims Colin attacked him!

This squirrel is scared. Says Police Chief Wiggum of Springfield, FL. "It must have been another squirrel." Says the squirrel picked up late Saturday afternoon.

The squirrel, arrested for stealing candy from a baby, is currently being held at Milwaukee's 1st Division Police Station.

"It wasn't me." Said the squirrel. "I was home fixing it up for the winter!"

The squirrel is under investigation of tearing the taffy apple from Colin's young fingers and running into the darkness.

Colin is expected to come identify the squirrel after his nap.

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