"Colin is pissed!" Says Police Chief Wiggum of Springfield, FL.
Colin, 8 months old, was being carried by his father north on Downer St. when a candy sucking squirrel attacked late last night.
The squirrel, hungering for a sugar high, ran across Downer St. and jumped into Colin's car seat while Colin nawed on a taffy apple.
The squirrel grasped the taffy apple and began to tug viciously at it in hopes to jostle it from Colin's grasp.
"He sure did try to hold on." Said Colin's father. "It all happened so fast!"
The squirrel tore the taffy apple from Colin's young fingers and ran into the darkness.
One might have thought the squirrel could quickly climb trees by how fast it had disappeared.
Police are looking into the matter, but have no leads yet.
Colin has recovered and is currently planning revenge on the cravenly criminal squirrel.